The other day I decided it was time to go vegetarian for a while. Now, I'm not strict with any of my diets, but I like the idea of going healthy so I didn't know how long I could make it. I found something on allrecipes.com that gave you a list of ingredients to buy that could make 20 different vegetarian dishes. I was sold. I made a copy of the list and headed to my favorite grocery store.
I like this certain grocery store because it is small enough to find my way around and the produce people are really helpful - they are always standing around waiting to hand you a bag for your veggies and fruits. They will even let you take one lime out of pre-bagged set of 5 so you don't have to spend $20. Who knew limes were such a delicacy? ANYWAY, I was almost done with my list of vegetarian items except for one thing - tofu. Now, I know I've never seen tofu in the store before, but I've also never been looking for it. I started to ask around to all the helpful staff in the store.
Me: "Do you have tofu?"
Store Clerk: "Tofu? Yes, let me get it for you."
And then they would walk directly to the cookie/candy aisle. Interesting.
I asked three different people for tofu and they all came back with TOFFEE. Hmm. Finally, I asked someone who looked like a manager and he was quick to answer.
Manager: "No, we don't have any Chinese Cheese."
I never thought of it like that, but yeah, I guess it's sort of like Chinese Cheese. I bought some chicken and left the store.